Please don't call CPS

Daniel and I were discussing what our plan was for dinner tonight. He has to head into to town for a meeting, but he said that he would pick up a pizza for us on his way home. I explained that the kids would be in bed by the time he got home, though. So, we were trying to figure out a way for him to get home sooner.

At that point, Ava is really excited at the possibility of pizza for dinner and decides to throw her two cents into the conversation:

Ava: "Daddy, I really think you should bring me pizza home for dinner."

Daniel: "Oh, yeah. Why is that?"

Ava: "Because....I don't think Mommy really wants to feed me anymore."

Gee, thanks kid! Hopefully, she doesn't say things like this to strangers, or I could get in some real trouble.